Posted: August 10, 2012 | Author: Becky Johnson | Filed under: Appetizers, Desserts, Giveaways, Jams, Sauces and Dressings, Snacks, Uncategorized, Vegan, Vegan Options, Vegetarian, Veggies | Tags: carrot cake, carrot cake chutney, carrot jam, carrots, cracker toppings, cream cheese, dips, pineapple, raisins, spreads |

Carrot Cake Chutney served on atop crackers and whipped cream cheese
(Becky, The Mama)
I named my wonderful daughter “Rachel,” after my wonderful sister Rachel St. John-Gilbert.

My sister Rachel, with my grandson Georgie, on our Girlfriend Getaway to Seattle
Little did I know when my baby girl was born, that one day she and my sister and I would all write books. My sister’s newest book has just been released: The Well-Lived Laugh: Designing a Life that Keeps You Smiling. I think it is her best book to date. You’ll laugh, you’ll be inspired, you’ll let go of unnecessary pressures. Just trust me. Buy it or download it (click on picture of book, below, to go to Amazon), beg or borrow it. Or enter to win a copy right here. (Details to follow.)
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My sister describes herself as an “offbeat observer who uses her wit to weave together comic takes on the ordinary.” I can testify that she is a connoisseur of life’s small joys, squeezing every drop of happiness from any tiny, remotely fun or interesting experience. Here is a picture that my grandson George took of my sister on a recent trip to Seattle. This was our first stop, a quiet Asian tea house down the street from Pike’s Market. I swear, she’d only had one sip of a mild jasmine tea. But leave it to my sister to find it a euphoric experience.

My sister in joyous rapture after a sip of green tea. (Julie, my daughter-in-law laughs and looks on. My grandson George, age 5, snapped the picture!)
I love receiving presents from my sister Rachel, because she thinks of the most unusual, wonderful, slighty quirky gifts. For my birthday this year she gave me a little battery-powered milk foamer and a tiny Vietnamese coffee maker. (Which she promises to show me how to operate someday.) She may send adorable comical napkins for me to use at my next party, or a unique and tasty gourmet treat. One year on my birthday, she mailed me pretty jar of something called Carrot Cake Jam. Or was it Carrot Cake Chutney? Anyway, whatever it was called, it was AMAZING. Rach told me to put some cream cheese on a cracker, top it with the carrot mixture, and wait for my mouth to get very happy. So I did as I was told and about twenty minutes later, there was nothing left in the jar. Years later, I would sometimes think about that “perfect bite” of sweet-piquant cinnamon and slighty crunchy carroty-raisin goodness, mixed with the smooth salty flavor of cream cheese and crackers…. and feel sad that I’d probably never come across a jar of that yummy Carrot Cake Watchamacallit ever again.
Then last night I decided to create, to the best of my ability, a similar version. Eureka! I did it! This stuff is amazing on crackers, but also a fun carrot cake “mix-in” for yogurt or ice cream or atop almond buttered toast. An easy and unique treat to serve at your next party or bring to a hostess. .
Now, before I forget: For a chance to win my sister’s new book, simply leave a comment below letting us know that you re-tweeted or pinned or facebooked this post (or any other you like from our blog), or liked my sister’s fan page. We’ll put your name in “the bowl” and pick the lucky winner to be announced next week.

Carrot Cake Chutney
Carrot Cake Chutney
Makes about 1 1/4 cups
Ingredients
5 medium sized carrots (preferably organic) peeled and chopped into 1 inch pieces
1/3 cup well drained crushed pineapple
1/3 cup agave nectar
1 T. brown sugar
Pinch salt
½ t. vanilla
2 t. cinnamon
3 T. raisins
2 T. white vinegar
Directions:
Process carrots in a food processor or blender until they are about the size of oatmeal flakes, small and just a little bit chunky.

Processed carrots to a tiny dice
Mix the carrots with all the ingredients above and simmer in a skillet on medium low for about 5-8 minutes or until the carrots are tender-crisp and the syrup is thick and reduced by at least half, most of it absorbed into the carrots and raisins. (With only a tablespoon or two of syrup remaining in pan.) If you’d like your chutney to have a bit more kick to it, add another teaspoon of vinegar or a squeeze of fresh lemon, once you’ve removed the pan from the burner. Cool and put in a tightly covered container in the fridge to let the flavors mingle and intensify. Serve cold with a small spoon, along side a plate of crackers and a small bowl of whipped cream cheese.

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Posted: July 18, 2012 | Author: Becky Johnson | Filed under: Desserts, Uncategorized | Tags: cake, coconut, coconut cake, coconut pineapple cake, pineapple, pineapple cake |

Granny’s Pineapple Coconut Cloud Cake
(Becky, the Mama)
My mother, whom my kids and grandchildren call “Granny,” discovered and whipped up this low fat, low calorie light-as-a-cloud cake one summer to rave reviews. It was love at first bite – for those watching their waistlines, and for those who had no need or desire to do so. What our family couldn’t believe, when Mother shared the recipe, was how ridiculously easy it is to make. The cake itself is only two ingredients: an angel food cake mix and a large can of crushed pineapple. Stirred together with nothing but a whisk or a spoon. Honestly, a toddler can make this cake. And many a tiny grandchild has sat on my kitchen counter and done just that!
Because it is so easy with so few ingredients, it is perfect for vacation, condo, or beach house cooking. Today was foggy, damp and chilly at the beach where we are vacationing in Oregon, so it seemed the perfect time to bake a cake indoors. As I was setting up a spot outside on the porch where I wanted to photograph the cake after it was made, I looked up and saw this face in the window. If you can’t read Little Boy Facial Expressions, let me interpret: “Nonny, I’m ready for cake!”

Someone is eagerly watching his Nonny arrange the cake through the window!
I motioned to my grandson Georgie to come out on the porch where he helped me arrange sand dollars around the cake, then looked on admiringly at our handiwork.

George is more than ready to EAT his piece o’ cake after helping me decorate around it.
Finally time to eat cake! And all declared it worth the wait and helping cheer us until the sun comes out again!

Granny’s Pineapple Coconut Cloud Cake
Serves 12
Preheat Oven to 350 degrees
Ingredients
1 Angel Food Cake Mix
1 20 ounce can crushed pineapple
3 cups whipped topping (My mom loves Dream Whip which she makes from a box. I’m a real cow’s whipping cream kind of a girl. Cool Whip is the most convenient for occasions when there may not be a mixer handy. (Coconut milk whipping cream is also great… use the fat that floats from the top of two cans of full fat coconut milk and whip, then sweeten just as you do whipping cream.)
Shredded Coconut (about 1/2 cup for sprinkling on top)
Optional: Toasted, sliced almonds
Directions:
In a big bowl stir or whisk together one box of angel food cake mix and large can of crushed pineapple with juice.

Pour into a large rectangle ungreased pan.

Smooth fluffy batter in a big rectangle pan
Bake until golden brown, 25 to 30 minutes.

To cool, turn the cake upside down propping up on 4 cans or cups of equal height, at corners.

Prop angel food cake upside down on 4 cups or cans of equal height
When completely cool, frost cake with whipped cream or topping, garnish with flaked coconut. (If desired, toasted sliced almonds may also be used.)
Serve and enjoy. Keep in fridge, covered with plastic wrap.

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Posted: May 30, 2012 | Author: Becky Johnson | Filed under: Main Dishes, Seafood/Shrimp, Vegan Options | Tags: coconut milk, kabobs, pina colada shrimp, pineapple, pineapple juice, seafood kabobs, shrimp, shrimp kabobs |

Pina Colada Shrimp Kabobs
(Becky — The Butter Lovin’ Mama)
Those who know me well know that I have a tough time remembering where I put things. It isn’t early onset dementia, unless it set upon me at age thirteen. For me, the arrival of puberty came with an extra dose of ditziness that has never gone away. So if I ever do slip into true senility, I’m not sure anyone will actually notice.
Just this past week I was serving lunch to some girlfriends and confessed, “I’ve lost my kiwi.”
“Is that a euphemism for ‘you lost your marbles’?” one gal asked.
“No, I wanted to serve you all a special dessert with strawberries and kiwi, but I have no clue where I put the kiwi. So strawberries it is!”
The mystery kiwi showed up a few days later, nestled near the small potatoes in the pantry. As my husband was searching in that very same pantry a few hours later, he hollered, “I found a glass of tea on a shelf in here!” I lose glasses of tea and cups of coffee so often that I rarely bother looking for them. I just make another cup or glass, sure that eventually the missing ones will show up. But who knows where? Or why?
This week I bought an entire bunch of celery and believe it or not, also lost that. Three days later I found it: in my computer bag. The stalks were a little limp, but still salvageable. (Just don’t tell my daughter I said that.) How it got there? No clue. The things I do unaware, astound even me.
Functioning with a brain like this is a bit of a challenge, some days more than others. On days when I’ve “lost my kiwi” (speaking metaphorically now), I sure don’t need a long complicated recipe for dinner. This recipe for pina colada shrimp is one of my new favorite go-to meals for otherwise complicated days. It is super fast, just a few ingredients, incredibly easy and so yummy, you’ll want to lick the platter clean. Sweet/salty, rich and creamy…it will take you to Hawaii in your mind. It pairs perfectly with a side of rice pilaf and a bright green veggie like broccoli or asparagus. (Just make sure you store your green veggies in the crisper and not in your computer bag.)

Becky’s Pina Colada Shrimp Kabobs
Serves 2-4 depending on appetites, and size of shrimp
Ingredients
24 medium shrimp, raw, peeled. (Thread six shrimp on each of 4 skewers.)
2 slices of fresh pineapple cut in about 1 inch pieces (canned will also work, but not quite as tasty as fresh)
4 t. coconut oil
4 t. soy sauce
1/2 c. pineapple juice
1/2 c. coconut milk (From a can, usually near Asian aisle at grocery. Get full fat, not the “lite” kind.)
2 t. brown sugar
Directions:
Mix soy sauce and pineapple juice in a large measuring cup, to make a marinade. Pour 1/2 the marinade over the shrimp kabobs (in a large shallow pan) and let sit for at least 5 to 10 minutes. Reserve the rest of the marinade for use later in the recipe.
In a grill pan or large skillet, heat the coconut oil on the stove top to medium high. Lay marinated shrimp on skewers in the pan, alongside the pineapple pieces. Cook shrimp until pink and turn over. Turn over the pineapple when it gets golden brown marks on it. Cook until both sides of the shrimp and pineapple are done. Remove shrimp and pineapple to a plate and cover to keep warm.
In the same skillet or grill pan, add the remaining marinade along with coconut milk and. brown sugar. Heat until bubbly and creamy.
Arrange shrimp kabobs and pineapple on a serving plate (as shown in picture) and pour sauce over all. You can also put on a bed of rice if you like, and decorate with broccoli flowerets or other bright-colored steamed veggies around the edges.
Variations:
Skip the skewers and saute shrimp and pineapple together in a pan, mix with sauce and serve over rice. Garnish with toasted coconut and chopped macadamias or cashews.
Vegans & Vegetarians: Alternate pieces of firm tofu or vegan meatballs or sausages with slices of red pepper and sweet onion in place of shrimp. Marinate and proceed with recipe above. Garnish with chopped macadamia nuts.
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Posted: April 4, 2012 | Author: Becky Johnson | Filed under: Desserts, Uncategorized, Vegan, Vegan Options, Vegetarian | Tags: birthday cakes, coconut milk, coconut oil, crushed pineapple, mandarin orange and pineapple cake, mandarin orange cake, Mandarin oranges, pineapple, pineapple cake, refreshing cake, refrigerator cakes, Spring cakes, Summer cakes, vegan birthday cakes, vegan cakes, whipped coconut cream, whipped cream |
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One warm day when my daughter Rachel was about fourteen, she bounced in the kitchen and said, “Mom, you have GOT to get the recipe for this cake called ‘Refreshing Cake’ that Cricket’s mom made today. It was cold and full of fruit and not too sweet, and creamy… and I want it for my birthday cake.”
Cricket was one of Rachel’s best friends, and luckily her mom was the sweet-natured recipe-sharing sort, so her recipe for “Refreshing Cake” (made with cake mix, eggs, pudding mix, a cup of oil, canned fruit and Cool Whip) showed up not only at birthdays, but was our go-to Spring and Summer dessert for family gatherings.
Then Rachel grew up, married, and became a vegan, bravely waving good-bye to many of her favorite desserts made with lots of dairy and eggs.
I, too, became more health conscious in my own way. I grew up in the 70′s when our collective moms (prompted by TV and the health advice de jour) stocked the kitchen with the latest new-fangled foods: Fresca, Tang (Why drink OJ from an actual orange when you can drink orange flavored sugar water?), margarine, IMO (A sour cream substitute. What those initials stood for is still a government secret.), saccharine, Mellorine (an artificial ice cream that melted into tile grout) and Cool Whip, that luscious tub full of hydrogenated oil and air!
We were a generation of kids raised on NASA and chemicals, basically eating astronaut food.
(I must hasten to add that my mother turned into something of a health nut in the decade of the 80′s, and has remained healthily and happily so ever since.)
But somewhere along the way to adulthood, I tasted real butter and ice cream (Blue Bell), promptly fell in love with the real McCoys, and began cooking with all things “natural.”
Now recipes with “artificial food” ingredients leave a slight chemical aftertaste in my mouth, not to mention an ache in my tummy.
But with the coming of Spring, visions of that moist pineapple and Mandarin orange cake, with its pineapple-whippy-pudding frosting started dancing in my head again. Along with the thought, “I wonder if I could create a ‘real food’ vegan-friendly version of this cake that doesn’t taste like fruit flavored mashed tofu and lentils?”
I’m pleased to say that with a quick trip for a couple of specialty items at Whole Foods, I produced a Refreshing Cake that is not only chemical free, organic and vegan… it tastes better than the original to me. No weird aftertaste, no achy tummy. Just a pure “real food” moist, yummy cake.
It would also make a great make-ahead cake for Easter lunch or dinner. A little preview tip: two cans of whole full fat coconut milk will need to go in your fridge overnight before making the recipe. This allows the “cream” to solidify and rise to the top so you can skim it off and whip it!

Becky’s Refreshing Mandarin Orange and Pineapple Cake
Serves 9 to 12, depending on size of pieces
Ingredients:

Some of the ingredients for “Better for You” Refreshing Cake
For Cake:
Dr. Oetker’s Organic Vanilla Cake Mix, (This mix has no dairy or eggs in the mix, so if you don’t add any, it can be vegan.)
4 eggs (Vegans use egg-replacer equal to 4 eggs. You can click on link for recipe or buy “egg-replacer” in a box at most health food stores.)
1/2 c. coconut oil
1/2 c. applesauce (you may also use another 1/2 c. of canola or coconut oil instead, but applesauce makes it lighter in calories)
1 11 ounce can Mandarin Oranges with juice
For Frosting:
2 16 oz. cans full-fat coconut milk, chilled overnight in fridge. (You will only use the coconut cream that rises to the top.) If you prefer dairy, you can use 1 c. whipping cream instead. Or 1 can of coconut cream and 1/2 c. whipping cream combined which is what I use most often as it seems to render the best of both!
1/2 c. vegan vanilla pudding mix (I used about half a package of Mori Nu vanilla pudding mix. If you aren’t vegan you can use any 3 1/2 oz. package of instant vanilla pudding mix.)
1 28 ounce can crushed pineapple, drained
1/4 c. raw organic sugar or agave nectar
2 t. good vanilla
Directions:
Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
To make the cake, mix the organic cake mix with eggs or egg-replacer of your choice, coconut oil and applesauce. When thoroughly blended, fold in mandarin oranges with juice, breaking gently as you stir. Pour batter into an 11 by 13 inch pan and bake for about 20 minutes or until golden brown and cake springs back to touch in the middle. Cool and refrigerate until cool to the touch before frosting.

Refreshing Cake before frosting
Using an electric mixer, whip the coconut cream as you would cream until it has the consistency of whipped cream. (Or if you prefer to use dairy, whip 1 c of heavy cream. I often use half coconut cream and have whipping cream.) Add 1/2 c. of vegan pudding mix (save rest for another cake, another day:) and continue to beat. Add vanilla and 1/4 c organic sugar or agave. Fold in the can of well-drained can of pineapple. ( Really squeeze the juice out, pushing pineapple against the colander holes.) Keep in fridge until you are ready to frost. If frosting feels too thick, add a little pineapple juice until it has the consistency of easy-to-spread, slightly stiff, whipped cream. If too thin, let it set in fridge for up to an hour and it should thicken.

Whipped Coconut Cream with Pineapple folded in
When the cake is chilled, frost with coconut-cream-pineapple frosting. You may want to garnish with a little flaked coconut. Cover with plastic wrap and keep in fridge until you are ready to serve. I think this cake tastes even better the next day or two as flavors have a chance to chill and mingle.
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